It's Not Easy Being Pentametron

Being a successful Twitter bot can be a stressful experience. Step into the shoes of Pentametron, the internet's premier rhyming iambic pentameter automaton, as he prepares for a typical day at the office.

Created as part of Wizard Jam 9.

Game Credits

Created by Joe Russell.

Tweet credits
Iambic Pentameter tweets sourced from @Pentametron
Non-Iambic Pentameter tweets sourced from @Kitfortescue, @arranseaton, @JoeNRussell and auto-generated sentences.
tinycarebot dialogue sourced from @tinycarebot
MagicalRealismBot dialogue sourced from @magicrealismbot

Font credits
"Press Start 2P" by codeman38 licensed under SIL Open Font License.
"Source Code Pro Bold" by Adobe licensed under SIL Open Font License.
"Digital Numbers" by Stephan Ahlf licensed under SIL Open Font License.

Audio credits
"Office ambience" by Nightwatcher98 licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution Noncommerical License. https://freesound.org/people/Nightwatcher98/sounds/407292/
"Printer" by katfolker licensed under the Creative Commons 0 License. https://freesound.org/people/katfolker/sounds/426874/
"Printer Idle" by Cribbler licensed under the Creative Commons 0 License. https://freesound.org/people/Cribbler/sounds/377084/
"PRINTER" by weyoun licensed under the Creative Commons 0 License. https://freesound.org/people/weyoun/sounds/349834/
"beep casio watch" by atiliobaez licensed under the Creative Commons 0 License. https://freesound.org/people/atiliobaez/sounds/263475/
"Shredder" by Zabuhailo licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution License. https://freesound.org/people/Zabuhailo/sounds/168584/
"Steam whistle" by NLM licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution License. https://freesound.org/people/NLM/sounds/164006/
"Ding 1" by gkillhour licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution Licence. https://freesound.org/people/gkillhour/sounds/267332/
"Bad Beep (Incorrect)" by RICHERlandTV licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution License. https://freesound.org/people/RICHERlandTV/sounds/216090/
"Whisper Strangeness Woman" by Leoctiurs licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution License. https://freesound.org/people/Leoctiurs/sounds/428269/
"hmmm question 2" by esperar licensed under the Creative Commons 0 License. https://freesound.org/people/esperar/sounds/170777/
"monitor computer CRT on, off" by kyles licensed under the Creative Commons 0 License. https://freesound.org/people/kyles/sounds/454090/
"Floppy disk drive" by MrAuralization licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution License. https://freesound.org/people/MrAuralization/sounds/259292/

Thanks for playing. I hope it didn't break too much.